Friday, March 23, 2007

Mommy, I have baby crack!


Heard from the backseat while driving home from Old Navy: "Mommy, Sarah has baby crack!" OK, ok..let me explain...it's not nearly as bad as it sounds, lol. Sarah is in love with jeans and "needs" to wear them when we go out. H&M makes the cutest ones that have elastic waists. But, lately, they have been pulling down her training diapers in the back and revealing a little baby crack. So, when I see it, I say "i see baby crack!" and she knows to pull up her pants. It's kind of an inside joke between her and me. At least that is what I thought until I heard her yelling it from the backseat of my car. Now it seems that I've been explaining this little "joke" to the many innocent bystanders who overhear her "crack" jokes. But I have to admit, I do enjoy the shocked look on some of these adults' faces...what could they be thinking!! I guess I won't be winning mother of the year in my town any time soon.

Now that the cat is out of the bag, I can say a huge congrats to Tracey, Jamie, and Kristi!! Enjoy your HOF year!! I'm so excited for all of you!!

I've been doing some shoe shopping lately and as a vertically challenged chick, I have to say that I am completely frustrated! It's either ballet flats or stacked wooden wedges that will no doubt lead to me landing on my nicely padded Colombian bootie. I'm on a mission to find some middle ground this weekend. I'll post my findings once this holy grail of shoes is found ;)

8 comments:

Sarah Kristiansen said...

Baby crack...too funny. My son Sam is so skinny that his jeans are forever falling down, and now that he is out of training pants and into underwear, it happens so much more often! Now I know what to call it!

Tracey Odachowski said...

LOL! We do the same? Ok. That's it. When is your flight here????? We have GOT to get these girls together!

And, btw...THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Anonymous said...

Let me know if you find those shoes... I'm NOT vertically challenged and I still know your pain =)

- SpiderGirl

Robyn said...

OMG, baby crack! something about how my youngest is built and how even the kids jeans are low rise cause her "coin slot" to hang out all the time! It's hysterical!

Jan C. said...

I don't know what's funnier, "baby crack" or "coin slot"! Hope you are taking pictures of this phenomenon either way. Makes great blackmail material when they are high school seniors and the "senior slide show" is coming up . . . .

Vee said...

totally know what you mean
I am vertically challenged too :)
have fun shopping!!
awesome layout

lisa garay said...

lol
your post made me laugh so much!
she is getting cuter everyday :)

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